CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
continued bkdk raptors
the egg moved and deku and kacchan raptor don't know why? no one informed them of this?
Hawks: Shit's going down, Endeavor.
Midoriya: Maybe I should read that book! Maybe it'll make me a better hero!
Hawks: Fuck. Right. There're kids here. Forgot about them.
denki teehee
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...
10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds
he did make the valentines day chocolate himself, it's just up to deku to figure it out
chat what if your gay lover left you to become a depressed vigilante
just like how izuku never sees the soft longing gazes that katsuki gives to him, katsuki never sees the sharp possessive stares that izuku gives whenever anyone got too close to him