Sometimes I Feel Like A Prey Animal

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

Post 431 Fic (The Truth Is..)

Main tag: Angst With Happy Ending (additional tags in pictures below!)

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

a small recreation of what happened yesterday before I went to bed (a comic)

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Vitamin D