Oh god this is the kind of romantic comedy I want to live in.....
Egyptian mythology unencrypted!
When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.
I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.
You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....
This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"
I'm tired
Of fighting with you
Of you ignoring my problems
Of you not hearing my cries at night
You think I've changed
The fact is I haven't
I'm still a child asking for help
This time my method has changed
My problems have changed
I haven't
Please help me.
Help me before it's too late.
Story concept: an orphanage/group home for chosen ones whose families were killed by ~destiny~
the comments on this video killed me
Do you feel like you are drowning
And you are yelling calling for help
But no one can hear you.
Your legs are tied and weighed down
And it's pulling you down
You can see the surface, the sunlight on it
You try to reach it
You keep trying to swim upwards
But the weight keeps you from reaching it
Your lungs are seizing up
And your heart is slowing down
Your vision is turning dark
And finally you relent to your helplessness
You give up
You lose
You die.
This is gold!
Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice