These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.
Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.
Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?
Other Person: F to pay respects.
[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]
Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.
“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server.
Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!
A Person, quietly: Near, far...
All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE
I’m seeing some folk reblog the ‘biological sex’ post with not-so-cool commentary - just a reminder that both Pangur and Grim dislike TERFs & will use their tiny paw-beans to merrily block ‘em
Me without boots: swift, elegant, only trips a little
Me with boots: indecisive, bonk, wait no, bonk, stomp stomp
not gonna name names but ive got some top quality friends……rare holographic edition pals……wouldnt u like to know
MONSTERPROM
SECOND TERM
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
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(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
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Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
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Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.
[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:
Every “i” is replaced by “iii” Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it
sometimes even when ur doin good, ur still not doin so good and u keep making the same old mistakes even tho it feels like you should be past that. its normal; handling your problems in healthier ways doesnt necessarily mean they wont still be there to deal with, and having to deal with them doesnt mean youre failing to handle them.
youll face the same personal problems over and over again a hundred times in your life before you die, and the best you can hope for is that you’ll recognize it when it comes back around next time and be able to keep handling it well.
you can love someone so much platonically that it feels like you’re gonna die. platonic feelings can be just as intense as romantic ones, and that doesn’t make them any less platonic.
(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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