Affection

princess tips:

when the commoners attack ur castle remember u can probably curry their favor by offering ur holes

let the maidgirls hit whenever they want especially if they're mean

u can always sneak off to the seediest tavern in town to find the special princess room called a gloryhole

she can get out whenever she wants btw

i think it's pretty cool that your penis is small.

Reblog to put prev in a maid dress

So basically dating Mothman would be great

dragged into the woods by feral wolves! (-2hp) (-2hp) (-2hp) (+wolf ears!) (+4hp) (+wolf tail!) (+4hp) (+pregnant!) (+4hp)

Bondage from a sailor must go crazy she’d have you locked the fuck DOWN in 10 seconds flat.

robot girl that plays a little song like a washing machine after you fuck her real good