Yo This Fucking Sucks And I Aint Fucking Finishing It 

They Rolls up into a Ball…

you open a fruit and see this your reaction:

I think the hc that mumza is death and phil is her angel is so funny bc I always picture mumza as this 50 foot tall ethereal goddess with like fifteen wings and unfathomably powerful magic and Phil as just this scruffy little weeb

wooper

Tarot Life: Major Arcana

My set of Life SMP-themed tarot cards is finally done! It's been really fun to work on these for the past year. Thanks to everyone for enjoying these so much!

And heck, let's open this as a DTIYS! No rules, no deadlines, do one or as many as you'd like. Please tag as #tarotlifeDTIYS so I can find you!

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

take the piss

[Prologue] [Ch1] [Ch2] [Ch3] [Ch???]

In which Bdubs finally meets the siren!

A couple notes; one, cleo’s “zombie stitches” are just tattoos, and two, I completely forgot to add the logo onto their outfits last chapter but I’m gonna stick to that now o7 I had a lot of fun drawing this chapter probably because of the ethos, lucky for me i’ll be getting even more next chapter ;]

Go my scarab