Im Ready To Get Obsessed With Someone Or Something Again. And Bartender Make It Unobtainable

no guys wait you're my favourite 'what if'? you're my best I'll never know? part-time soulmate, full-time problem? it's me and my plus one at the afterlife? you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with? and I'm just the boy whose had too many chances? you are the sun and i am just the planets spinning around you? joke me something awful like kisses on the necks of best friends? I'm half doomed? you're semi sweet? i carved out a place in this world for two but it's empty without you? scar-crossed lovers, forever? in the end I'd do it all again, i think you're my best friend?

I think the hc that mumza is death and phil is her angel is so funny bc I always picture mumza as this 50 foot tall ethereal goddess with like fifteen wings and unfathomably powerful magic and Phil as just this scruffy little weeb

the illegal aliens after their transgender prison surgeries

The “Kris is a Good Kid” December Holiday Theory

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Why's this duo so clingy?? smh

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

Where's the clip of Techno singing Blitz with Dream in the background interrupting with ad-libs like Lil Jon. That's what's happening in prison rn

happy pride month fob fandom

I started a gale origin run the other week and its a lot of fun to get his main POV on things but even funnier to romance astarion with his blood gimmick

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