Oh Shit I Just Realized I Can Post The "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" Here

in the civilization, straight up "parkouring it." and by it, haha, well. lets justr say. my beef.

I wasn’t really gonna post this just because of the sheer amount of Marcy fanart that’s been going around, but here ya go anyways.

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You absorb the information like a sponge, grateful for Scott and Cleo's tendency to gossip.

It seems like they don't know where your friends are and haven't found the Bastion yet. But on the other hand they are stocked on food and appear to have allies (soulmates?) helping them in the Overworld. This could give them a leg up in the race for the Enchanter. You need to gauge your team's chances. Could Gaslight and Gatekeep have diamond gear already?..

You debate changing positions to get a glimpse of their equipment from a better hiding place, when-

Oh shoot! A cosmic coin is flipped and the results are not in your favour.

Cleo: ...

Cleo: Wow, speaking of having faith in people - hiiii Pearl!

Cleo: What are you doing crouched behind that tree?

Scott: Ah. Now this is a smidge awkward.

Scott: Can we help you, Pearl?

You have confirmed one thing at least: they do indeed have diamonds.

Now what?

[THIS IS A QUICK TIME EVENT! Pearl is fumbling for what to do, so it's your job to help. Comment or send in asks with your suggestions, and one will be chosen on the 25th at random]

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Start Over -- Go Back

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

Did anyone have 'dsmpblr makes up a fake smp and trends at #3' on their 2021 bingo card? I recommend pausing for the full experience.

(also if y'all could reblog that'd be great 'cause this took me like 4 hours to make + plsssss don't go and attack the op, just let them be)

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Tarot Life: Major Arcana

My set of Life SMP-themed tarot cards is finally done! It's been really fun to work on these for the past year. Thanks to everyone for enjoying these so much!

And heck, let's open this as a DTIYS! No rules, no deadlines, do one or as many as you'd like. Please tag as #tarotlifeDTIYS so I can find you!