a gift for the love y'all have given to my minecraft inspired d&d items... some items inspired by various MCYT series! these were super super fun
note: all of these items are artifacts, meaning they're one of a kind, and the implications of their origins are in the description. this means if you choose to use any of them, it's up to you how you'd balance them, deciding what level a player could get them at and how rare they are. i am also not a DM, so if your players create any game breaking strats, don't blame me! images are edited stock images lol.
under the cut is the item's source material and a little explanation of my choices in making them
Red Winter Axe: The renamed enchanted Diamond Axe from 3rd Life Ren had Martyn kill him with. Went with cold damage for the Winter part, and Fiends and Undead as being Red Life players. The "ally gains advantage against your killer" feature is inspired by how Martyn reacts to Scar killing Ren.
Twin Compasses: Tommy and Tubbo's lodestone compasses from Dream SMP. The use of the word "Willing" is to prevent them being used on tracking foes or anything of the sort, both parties must want the link to be created. The planes part is a bit finicky, but hopefully it would work.
Time King's Pocketwatch: A reference to Bdoubleo's season 8 of Hermitcraft so far. Mechanus is the plane of order and has a clockwork theme going on. The Sleep spell feature is a reference to his consistency with sleeping through the night. I'm aware clocks don't exist in "canon" d&d, but it makes sense that they would. The cross-planes time telling ability would be most useful for a player in the Feywild.
Miniature Tower of Vitality: Essentially Achievement Hunter's Tower of Pimps, specifically in YDYD season 2. This is the one I'm most uncertain about, considering how useful these spells are. Tried to balance it with still needing the components. Would probably be best for a party medium level party with no main healer.
The Enderbane: ...Who's name and basic description is directly lifted from The Blackrock Chronicle and a post on Rythian's tumblr. Another one who's balancing I'm uncertain about, but I figured it works for a high risk high reward thing, dragons aren't melee'd often...The level of exhaustion is just some flavor inspired by Rythian feeling pain when he holds it in canon.
Wings of the Crowfather: Philza. Must I explain more? Mumza is the Raven Queen here, it fits oddly well.
Sapphire of Sacrifice: The sapphire Lalna gifts Nano in Flux Buddies, which she gives back to him at the end of the series before dying killing Mother. Another high risk high reward item that'd require strategy to be most effective.
The Widow's Wreath: Scott Smajor's skin in 3rd Life. On the higher level side. Darn, now I'm sad over Flower Husbands again...
Bow of Balance: Another direct name, Jordan's bow from Mianite. Ianite is the goddess of balance, hence only neutral alignments. Fiends and Celestials are meant to be representative of Dianite and Mianite.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS @etonzolo !! I read "PET Postal AU" and my brain immediately told me to chuck them in space🧍♂️... I like to think all three of them originated from different planets (🇨🇦🇦🇺&🇺🇸.. /silly), met entirely by accident, and then revolutionized early interplanetary communication. As one does.
If you're still taking suggestions, perhaps a soft snuggle?
OR them standing next to each other and you just *know* Etho is being smug about his height.
brother you’re not the one who should be on tippy toes
posting this home-baked ms paint meme for public use :)
Dream: this is the worst possible outcome. Why would you come here. Quackity is going to kill us both. We’re all going to die-
Techno, already making them friendship bracelets: bro can you just shut the fuck up for a second
Life Story
Some people don't actually have Yuri in their hearts and it shows
can't stop thinking about scar's totally mysterious, impossible to guess, absolutely surprising mega base plans since yesterday's stream
+ entity wheelchair because uuuhh, um, i can
beams u with my fucking cutie pie ray