Since Astarion Can Become A Monster Hunter Post Game, Releasing 7000 Derragned Bloodthirsty Vampires

pick one you bald genderless idiot

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

Instead of fantasizing about getting it on with Kusu I fantasize about him being my doctor 😏 telling him about my issues and concerns 🫣 him listening carefully and taking me seriously 😳 and then providing a manageable treatment plan 🥴 with a sensible balance of life changes and medicinal remedies 😍 that don't have nasty side effects or cost a fortune 🥵 (and then I get it on with him)

sending asks on anon is for fuckinv pussies

it is currently 2 am and i am crying because my partner is sleeping

send help pls

sometimes im sad and then i remember that gotouge confirmed the nezuko/tanjiro swap au and in turn, indirectly confirmed inotan as semi-canon

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Al Brydon

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone