Latest Posts by catasrophic-catastrophy - Page 4

This is the story of the zombie apocalypse told by a 10 year old infected boy. Throughout the last week the young boys condition has been getting worse and he’s slowly losing conscious.

Farewell online privacy

A Disney background character accidentally forgets their script, messes up the song, and throws off the whole story.

the not deer

Now that all the humans are hiding indoors, the average forest animal aren’t the only ones coming out of the woods.

meirl

the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

pride month may be over but its never too late to sing scream about ur gayness

Sweeping a Setter off their feet is hard.

hinata really went 🥴🥴🥴

kisses… 

like if save

by ceejles

D O YOU EVER READ AMAZING FANFICTION ABOUT YOUR OTP AND IT MAKES YOU JUST

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

!!! New Jump Festa Merch !!!

Instead of endless wastelands of mowed grass lawns, consider:

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

I was thinking about all the stories of exploited workers explaining that they can’t leave work even if they’re sick, prompted by coronavirus concerns & I was thinking about when I was a *part time* librarian at a community college and was made responsible for making ALL college IDs for students and staff and how once I called in sick for 2 days (unpaid because no benefits but I took the pay cut to stay home) and when I got back I had panicked emails from my boss who had gotten panicked emails from their boss who had gotten a swarm of panicked calls from people who hadn’t received IDs cause no one took any photos or processed or printed them for a week (cause I was only scheduled like 3 days a week to begin with) & therefore people couldn’t register for classes or in some cases even get in the building, and an emergency meeting was called where I had to explain how I got so far behind. Because they had no one else who knew how to perform this vital function to the college except a part time, unbenefitted person working in the campus library, and just relied on the assumption that I would never call in.

I’m sure none of the students realized how absolutely dysfunctional their college was. They probably thought the delay was some sort of disorganized bureaucratic nightmare, which would have been a valid theory. But no, it was 1 worker who was sick for 2 days and it brought the whole functioning of the college down.

People really don’t understand how precarious literally everything is. So much relies on the sacrifice of exploited labor, and the precarity only reveals itself when someone in that position refuses to provide that sacrifice

PSA:

Among all the handwashing instructions and fun 20-second song suggestions, I haven’t yet seen anyone note that it is IMPOSSIBLE to wash your hands properly if your fingernails are long. If you can’t put your fingertips straight down against your other palm without your nails adding too much distance to do it, you cannot wash under your fingernails properly unless you use a nail brush every time. Hand sanitizer won’t do the trick either. If you can’t rub the very ends of your fingers against the other palm, your hands aren’t truly clean after you wash them, no matter how long you soap up. Please, during this global emergency, keep your nails short.

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

how tf am I supposed to be sexy during a pandemic

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

somewhere in the future, some weeb is going to turn coronavirus into an anime girl.

why have i been disgraced

is this the new loss

I follow this Road to El Dorado fan group on facebook and the admins recently banned a meme template due overuse. So naturally the community got creative and started working around ways to post it.

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

w-what?..??

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

I'm expecting all of u to use this time to get weirder. if ur not at least a lil bit batshit by the end of it Whats the fucking point

unfeeling cookies

Everybody reblog with your quarantine nickname. I’m malaised poptart