I Started Using Head And Shoulders Ten Years Ago For Itchy Scalp And Dandruff, And Then For Ten Years

Chan: everyone is always like ”I have top energy” or ”I have bottom energy” Bitch I got no energy, I’m in bed all day

Dream Team 101

 This will be a long post. We will go over what not to do on streams, what to do during drama, learn about shipping, a brief summary of the dteam and some words regarding other cc’s (content creators). 

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Sweeping a Setter off their feet is hard.

“they’ll be starting something they can’t end.”

Someone: *does something unexpected and funny*

Internet: Oh wow, I really wanna know who did that

Same someone from before: Oh, my sister did that

Also internet: Stop lying and taking credit for everything you little beatch. Anyone could've done it and here you are lying to get famous.

Meirl

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

Reblog if you’d rather be in the Night Court right now

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks