I Feel Personally Attacked

how tf am I supposed to be sexy during a pandemic

i was kinda looking forward to watch Zhongli nuke everything from orbit

Me: *breathes*

My friend, who recently learned some new Internet Lingo: it be like that all the time

Me, an artist:

Feyre: *Retrieves Rhysand’s ring from the Weaver’s Cabin without knowing why*

Rhysand:

i will sell you my left arm if you give more details

A true story to entertain you. I once got into the trunk of a stranger's car because they offered me ice cream. I was in the trunk with a furry, and I may or may not have been in full Homestuck cosplay. I ended up getting out of the car because the furry started crying because her friend had died in the hospital and I don't know how to handle other people's emotions. I then stood on the side of the road in the sketchiest part of Minneapolis waiting for my dad to pick me up. My phone was at 2%.

i....require more details. why did you acquiesce to getting in the trunk. why were u in homestuck cosplay. why was a furry present. how did you get out of the car

Meirl

what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop

what my family heard: 

ACOTAR characters as tumblr posts

Feyre:

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Azriel:

Nesta:

Cassian:

Tarquin:

Tamlin:

Lucien: