If Humans Are Supposed To Be So ‘evolved’ How Come Your Eyelashes Fall Into Your Eyes To Periodically

fellas im about to join a writing competition for my school, but currently have no ideas. Suggestions?

the theme is Stories for Strange Times

then feel scared

Kids these days, thinking they have thoughts and opinions us adults should listen to??? bah!!!

The process of writing a book:

The hat stealer

At school, I have this friend called Toby, and he’s always stealing everyone else’s hats, because we’re supposed to be wearing them in summer. Anyways, there was this one time he was sneaking up behind me (well, actually he was running) and he jumped up to take off my hat, because he was really short. He was just about to snatch the hat off, when I took it off to fix up my hair a lil’. He landed on the floor in front of me, looking defeated as hecc.

the name of the fic my amigo?

Okay so I know this was a while ago, but I was reading a fanfiction with kamishin that kept describing Kaminari as small, and I was kinda confused because I didn’t remember Kaminari being that much smaller than any of the other guys. But then I looked up The Picture, and

HES FUCKING TINY COMPARED TO SHINSOU OH MY GOD!!!

may i introduce you to:

The Jack-o’-Lantern Nebula

Sweeping a Setter off their feet is hard.

be quiet they’re friends edit: my dumbass forgot to put the original screenshot oops

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

Chan: everyone is always like ”I have top energy” or ”I have bottom energy” Bitch I got no energy, I’m in bed all day