Felt cute might delete later
(made buy yours truly) ;)
🔥 angy 🔥
edit: TARS update
edit 2: so there’s been a thread getting popular on Twitter I assume of a very similar concept and just to avoid confusion: I did not make that thread! And I have no relation to whoever did. Just to clarify 👍
Broke: Jason hates criminals because they break the law.
Woke: Jason hates criminals because they all wanna fuck his dad.
family reunion ❤❤❤
No intention of offending the "Americans" but I'm so tired of seeing posts crying about the election results. Please stop bothering the rest of the world until, idk, the orange man starts a 3rd world war or smt.
And before you get all pissy: I'm from Latin America. My democracy is younger than my mum due to a military coup YOU GUYS funded. I know about bad leaders, we've seen bad goverments literaly massacring their populations and face no consecuentes and international media didn't bat an eye. I mean take a look at Venezuela. Nicaragua, too, has been under a cruel dictatorship for years and no one cares. And things in Cuba are crítical at the moment. And let's not talk about Africa and the Middle East, where the idea of democracy is simply a joke.
You're going to survive this, so stop believing the hysteria fostered by the media. And stop hating those who vote different than you, because division is what keeps you from being educated, benefiting groups who want to hold all the power. If you want a better country you need to find the positive things among each other, not the negative ones.
Believe us: we know.
Your sutuation isn't this bad. Your government can't kidnap and murder Americans without facing consequences. As much as you say you don't you DO have freedom if speech. You have clean, free elections.
I'm going to say it again: you're going to survive this, like your ancestors survived war by fleeing from Europe, sirvived famine by working alongside each other, and survived poverty by educating yourselves.
You're going to survive this.
(And don't do drugs!)
nothing has what avengers assemble has
"you lead, i'll follow" "keep leading like that and we might actually stick together" "do what you do best, cap, save the day" "WE ARE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER" "stay with me stark" "i was brave long before i was captain america and tony was a hero long before he was iron man" "there are a few old fashioned things worth keeping around" "fall backwards i'll catch you" "you are your father's greatest invention" *steve picks up tony and spins him around* *steve takes care of de-aged tony* *tony risks his life to save steve* *tony risks his life to save steve* *tony risks his life to save stev-