Fry Being Like "maybe I Should Look For Love Closer To Home" And Then Turning To Leela And Amy Instead

METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER (2004) • Konami

it’s very important to me that Matt Murdock and Frank Castle have the same height difference (5′11″ and 6′3″) as Peter Parker and Wade Wilson (5′10″ and 6′2″)

HOWEVER

while Wade is allowed to run his mouth ad infinitum about how teeny tiny and bite-sized Peter is

if Frank so much as suggests that Matt is objectively shorter than him, he WILL get his ass handed to him

another cool historical fact

George Washington had an audience with the Ukrainian explorer Yuriy Lysiansky, who was a descendant of the Zaporozhian Cossack (it's a region where I live). George Washington asked a lot about Ukrainians and Cossacks. Yuriy Lysiansky wrote that this meeting had been one of the warmest of his life.

dont remember if i ever posted this

The Superbat Shakespearean Tragedy Edition

Just when you thought Batman would win for the most dramatic death scene

Superman proves that anything Batman does, he can do better

Clark really wants Bruce to have his heart.

Superbat Master Collection

I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

the brotherhood of mutants just had to accept they never going to win bc magneto is in love w their #1 enemy. prof x really cruising around in a metal wheelchair and the mutant w the ability to control metal and be like “oh well nothing we can do about him”

I think it would have been funny if little Raiden had been picked up by Liquid in Africa. Maybe he would have had a chance to grow up into a funny artistic kid

I said before that America is like a looney tunes character but I also believe Russia operates in the same way. That their strength is just so next level that it's cartoonish, they can't kill each other so they just violently maim each other in the most elaborate ways.

To me I can't picture cold war fights between the two of them any other way. Picture these for me...

1.Russia waiting around the corner with a big mallet ready to knock an unsuspecting America unconscious as he chases after him.

2. America putting a sign on a building that says 'free vodka inside'. To which Russia zooms in quickly but when he does the sign falls away to read 'radiation factory do not enter!'

3. America and Russia getting into a fight and it's just one of those big dust clouds with stars and wacky sound effects coming out.

4. Them arguing and doing the back and forth where America says "Capitalism is better!" and Russia says "Communism is better!" Until America says "Communism! is better" and then Russia replies with "No Capitalism is better! and if I'm ever not a Capitalist let me be struck dead!" And then he's struck by lightning.

5. Russia sending America a plane ticket in the mail that says "Ticket to Capitalist beach paradise. + All you can eat disgusting delicious American foods" America quickly packs a bag and gets changed into sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt and hops onto a plane but it just goes to Siberia where America quickly jumps out and says something like "relaxation here I am!" he feels a tap on his shoulder and it's a polar bear and he just gets mauled.

6. Them playing hot potato with active dynamite. America getting Russia to keep it by saying something like "No no comrade! It's a gift! I bought it for you." And Russia's like "Awe thanks! why is it ticking?" And America's like "Gee I don't know pal, gotta run!" and zooms away right before it explodes leaving a very annoyed looking Russia covered in soot with his hair blown back.

7. Russia shoving America into a freezer and setting it to "artic" and ripping of the handle. America falls out a few hours later as a giant ice cube.

8. Russia punching America in the back of the head at a meeting and America turns around all surprised and Russia says "Gee pal I'm real sorry, shouldn't have hit you when your back was turned that was un- sportsman like of me." And stands America up dusting him off. America is like. "No worries buddy you only did this." And punches him in the face. Then he goes "Now if you would have done this..." And punches him in the gut. "Or this" And upper cuts him. "We would have had a serious issue...and I would of had to do something like this..." And America takes out a big mallet and hits Russia with it sending him through the celling. When Russia comes down he's like "Gee I'm sure glad I didn't do that then!"

So like major cartoonish and crazy things happen around them and at their will but everyone else is just normal. Only Russia and America can break the laws of physics for their bit.

This is canon in my head

(no nukes were used during drawing)