Casualwonderlandtale

interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?

bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry

That trio team up would be insane.

Hetalia "Love Hate Lies And Truth" (censored)

Characters: Russia, America Pages: 14 (30 originally) Translated by: @postagescanlation Vibes: cute, sweet, wholesome Summary: Russia says he hates liars; America is uncomfortable with how drawn out Russia's kisses are; America likes the way Russia smells that day. Note: I got permission from Postage to post their tls! I was rly interested in posting this one, since the first 3 chapters are SUPER cute! But the last 4... They're kinda nsfw and/or deal with more themes I don't condone... But if you're interested, you can check out the post on their page!

Talia when she graphically lays out how she's gonna rail Bruce so hard he'll see heaven: >:)

Talia when Bruce calls her 'little rose/demon/love:

family reunion ❤❤❤

Idk if you do stuff for the Rogues but what did Batman catch them doing that's weird but not illegal?

Harley Quinn: egging her own house

Poison Ivy: growing a pumpkin carriage

Catwoman: putting pickles in her spaghetti

Riddler: making TikTok reactions to Tumblr posts

Two-Face: writing with his non-dominant hand

Mad Hatter: bringing his own cart to the store

Scarecrow: wearing underwear outside his clothes

Mr. Freeze: ordering ice water with whipped cream

Penguin: sitting in an elevator

Black Mask: petitioning for his own Batburger item

Clayface: picking clay out of his ear and sniffing it

Killer Croc: licking his sandwich before eating it

Bane: doing push-ups in the middle of the sidewalk

Joker: saying his pronouns are hee hee hee

BONUS – Jason: sleeping on the Batcave floor