If Vance Isn't Even A Little Concerned That He Might Have Killed The Pope Then You Know Without A Doubt

Things I love: boys that want to be the little spoon and kissed all day, but also want to be fucked to the ground and spanked 💖💞💕💗

ultimately all i really want is to make out with people with weird fucked up genders

I want this so bad

New bumper sticker idea: honk for transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prisons

we cant be calling childless women MILFs just because they're in their 40s. it's unfeminist. it implies that 'motherhood' is a natural state that women age into or become adjacent to regardless of any mothering they've done. open your eyes people a 40 year old woman doesn't need to be a milf to be hot, that's just a regular hot woman. a milf has gotta have kids. it's a hill i'll die on. an i demand all of you die on it with me

man it’s gonna be so bleak when trump wins, enacts his dumbass tariff plan, and everything costs way more after the last decade of people acting like republicans have magic economy juice

Btw, I think if someone came for me in just a few minutes, I would never let them go ever. Sorry, youre my quickshot chewtoy for life. You're too cute to not watch you cum over and over again every chance I get 🥰

fun fact: the best way to get a top to completely fucking obliterate you is by clearly expressing what you want and what your boundaries are. get your back blown out with this one weird trick

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.