This Is My Favorite X-files Blooper And I Quite It Whenever Playing Games With My Friends… The Inly

So a while ago i was writing a “5 times scully was getting flirted with and mulder noticed and 1 time she did” but i never finished it and I never got to the part i really wanted to write but its pride month so I’m going to erite that singular scene right now ready go:

Carefully, after the car already started moving, Mulder said, “wow Scully, even women flirt with you.” Scully turned sharply, luckily he was the one driving.

“What do you mean?”

“That witness-“

“You mean the one in that white top?” Scully asked. Mulder nodded to her. “No.”

“Yeah, definitely.” Scully buried her red face in her hands.

“Mulder turn the car around,” she said. Mulder blinked in surprise… that had not been the reply he was expecting. He almost followed her instructions until his brain caught up with his body.

“What- no!”

“Oh come on! If it were you-“

“If it were me you would tell me I was being unprofessional!”

“Mulder.”

“Scully.”

“Please?”

“No, I want to get to bed.” That was a lie. Mulder didn’t care about going to sleep, he did, however, care about Scully going to flirt with someone else.

Idk what that was happy pride

Do you ever start listening to an album and you’re like “if xyz song that hits a little too close rn plays first im literally ending it”

Dw you just didn’t like me that much by leanna firestone didnt start playing so we’re in the clear

Double it and pass it to the next person

mulder and scully in their slutty little 90s glasses >>

Clearly you’ve never been to new england that is a complete normal sized lobster SHES IN MAINE FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE /light hearted

so the x files back at it again with the weird episodes and honestly THANK YOU GOD!

the war of coprophages' angrier? sibling

scully the supermodel™

scully on DO NOT DISTURB MODE- gets disturbed anyway

scully, once again, entering a grocery store only to find people in some kind of a mass hysteria

mulder FINALLY getting a taste of his own medicine aka getting the phone hung up on him, tnx scully <3

anabelle™ terrorizing the shit out of scully's vacation

"you do the hokey pokey--" I honestly never liked the damn song anyway

that little girl hysterically saying: "MOMMY" every single minute

I WANT TO PLAY, gurl shut up.

mulder watching some weird porn on full volume AT WORK(I swear I could read Alien Porn on the case? What? Guy's committed gotta hand it to him)

MULDER IN SHORTS?

mulder and his pencils: the love story, this summer, in theaters near you

that diabolically long lobster

stephen king co-wrote this with chris carter I read somewhere he initially planned to have mulder guide scully through this case, appearing to her in a literal psychotic vision?

"scully, marry me".

I bought this with my big girl money

Does anyone else not get crushes on fictional characters, i don’t want to kiss them i just want them to kiss eachother

It’s called having aphantasia. I cant.

I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn

Oh my god do i want her or do i want to be her

oh she was SLAYING the 90’s

I'm so normal about my interests (so excited thinking about it I'm on the verge of throwing up)