Dr Who Is A Close Second

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

Au where Scully’s more of a smoker than she is in the show and she’s trying to quit but its like the episode of community where Britta tries to quit and shes in a meeting with Skinner and she just losing it and he’s like “do you need a break…” and mulder’s like “no she’s quitting smoking” and Skinner’s like “can she not…”

Chapter 7 of A Muse, A Myth, A Mortal is up!!

“Wow Scully,” Mulder said as he sat down, “Remind me what year you graduated from Oxford Psychology?” He asked sarcastically.

“Nineteen Eighty Four,” Scully responded dryly. “I wasn’t trying to steal your thunder Mulder, I’m just saying our investigation here shouldn’t be about magic because magic isn’t real.” Mulder gave her a sly look and she could only guess at what he would say next.

“Wrong! I graduated in nineteen eighty six. I’m insulted that you think I’m thirty two,” he said with a sarcastic smile, “You’re just scared.”

Does anyone else not get crushes on fictional characters, i don’t want to kiss them i just want them to kiss eachother

It is entire plausible that either/both GA and DD have written and potentially published txf fanfiction

My bio of cancer teacher and I have had so many discussions abt our loathing for chatgpt

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

In brazil it’s on amazon prime video to purchase (allegedly) and STAR+ (likely also to purchase) and on disney+ if you’re in Portugal although I don’t know if its a dub as I have searched high and low for a Portuguese dub with no sucess

Good luck!

perdendo a cabeça procurando o filme de arquivo x. eu já assisti, mas a porra da amazon prime não tem no catálogo, e como tô reassistindo a série, quero reassistir o filme também. além de que esse filme é bom e tem muita coisa importante de mulder&scully

Ok, what if the skull in kaz's cane is real and then it was covered in silver so people don't know it's an amplifier because he's secretly tidemaker and he had the amplifier before but her encased it in silver because the water took his brother from him (in a way)

I love you crab rangoon

I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.