Somtimes I Think About How Scully And Mulder Could’ve Just Stopped Talking. Because The Thing That

Someone give me an x-files fic prompt to work on tomorrow can be fluffy or angsty or hurt comfort but I haven’t yet finished season 8 so nothing after that please (ignore that i havent worked on A Muse, A Myth, A Mortal all week, I’ll get around to it)

60 degrees is shorts an tank top weather, come on y’all

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

It’s a deeply unimportant yet personal headcanon of mine that Scully is having crazy offscreen gay sex the whole show. She makes no special effort to hide it. Mulder is blissfully unaware. Mulder sees one of the townspeople they were talking to earlier leave her motel room at 6am and is like damn. Guess she needed more information for her report. Hope she got what she needed!!

I al OBSESSED with the monday one

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When do you guys think the mulder and scully realized that, romantic or otherwise, they were going to spend the rest of their lives together? I think that Scully definitely resigned herself to it first, and Mulder realized it after an exchange like:

Scully (taking Benadryl): you know, it’s genius, you cant care about weather or not you are breathing if your asleep for 12 hours

Mulder: yeah im starting to feel a cold coming on can i have some

Scully: no, never take this shit it gives you dimentia

Mulder: but your taking it

Scully: yeah but if YOU get dementia I don’t wanna have to deal with it

For example: i think Lucy can drink a Londoner under the table. I also think Lucy refuses to drink. Im also writing a fanfic where Lucy gets drunk and tries to strangle Kipps.

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

Fandom is such a weird place. Like I watched a tv show and thought “wow, these two nerds have a lot of chemistry and I’d like to dedicate a large chunk of my life to thinking about them” so I went in search of other people who also thought these two nerds had a lot of chemistry and then it turned out that a shit ton of people were talking about these two nerds having a lot of chemistry and now it’s 4 years later and we write each other porn on holidays.

Likewise, I will not be happy with anything less than success

“would you rather be happy or successful” is such a crazy argument. if i am not happy i am not successful. next question

My friend drew no eyes Mulder (the alien bounty hunter in season 8)

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.