Tgrs!!!! (tigers With No Vowels)

AHHHH

in the low lamp light i was free, heaven and hell were words to me.

—hozier

he LITERALLY came back from the dead for her and i'll never get over that. also these lyrics were made for them i'm sending hozier my therapy bills. jesus christ.

Please drop me some good MSR Au fic recs i love all of slippinmickeys and mldrgrl’s works so anything like theirs or by the dim flaring lamps would be great. ❤️❤️❤️

I love Mulder, but my english teacher is ranting about his conspiracy theories and its making me realize if i was Scully dealing with Mulder I would’ve strangled him or quit

am I a bad person for absolutely loving it when mulder loses his shit when scully's hurt or am I a woman of fine tastes

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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

My favorite goof in the entire series is when mulder (not sarcastically, completely serious) says “i don’t know, i’m not a psychologist”

okay but mulder having a degree in psychology and scully's being forensic pathology is like. they have very different methods, obviously. but they both spend their time rooting around in other people's insides, hoping to understand.

spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:

water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs

summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones

shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes

detect life: detects bacteria

shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape

divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire

mark: summons a guy called mark

Right up there with “how the fuck”

if I had the power to ask skull anything in the world and he had to answer, i think it would be "what the fuck"

My desire to write vs prework inability to do anything and my laptop on the verge of death

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood