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I love Mulder, but my english teacher is ranting about his conspiracy theories and its making me realize if i was Scully dealing with Mulder I would’ve strangled him or quit

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

Au where Scully’s more of a smoker than she is in the show and she’s trying to quit but its like the episode of community where Britta tries to quit and shes in a meeting with Skinner and she just losing it and he’s like “do you need a break…” and mulder’s like “no she’s quitting smoking” and Skinner’s like “can she not…”

I think it starts as sarcasm. Like when you call someone “hon” to be condescending. Lucy says something so outlandishly dumb at 3:30 am when they’re having toast after a case it prompts Lockwood to say “Lucy, my dear, i think it’s time for you to go to bed.”

And it’s just that one time, a fluke, till the next day. Lucy is listen during a case and hears something particularly jarring. She presses her hands to her ears and starts mumbling “stop. Shut up. Shut up shut up stop-“ Lockwood gently pries her fingers from her head, knocking her out of the trance like state.

“Hey, Lucy darling, it’s ok we’re here.”

Im sure i could think of more but phone typing sucks bye

new hc that lockwood starts to call lucy a bunch of different endearments and neither one of them notice at all. accidentally oblivious to the fact that lockwood will say “lucy, dear.” or “lucy, darling.” without thinking. it’s a lot of saying her name first and then adding the little endearment whenever he starts out a sentence or a question. “lucy, dove.” “luce, sweetheart.”

george is so close to sticking his own head in the oven when he hears lockwood call her love and neither of them blink. how can two people worry so much about if they’re staring at each other too much but once pet names are involved it’s as if they’ve been married for years? please get him some help.

It’s a deeply unimportant yet personal headcanon of mine that Scully is having crazy offscreen gay sex the whole show. She makes no special effort to hide it. Mulder is blissfully unaware. Mulder sees one of the townspeople they were talking to earlier leave her motel room at 6am and is like damn. Guess she needed more information for her report. Hope she got what she needed!!

Fox Mulder isn’t actually color blind and I will die on that hill, thanks!

I can explain that if you want but tbh I dont think anyone will see this

Edit:

I made a post explaining this

Fandom is such a weird place. Like I watched a tv show and thought “wow, these two nerds have a lot of chemistry and I’d like to dedicate a large chunk of my life to thinking about them” so I went in search of other people who also thought these two nerds had a lot of chemistry and then it turned out that a shit ton of people were talking about these two nerds having a lot of chemistry and now it’s 4 years later and we write each other porn on holidays.