LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Need all my mutuals to know how much I care them
Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?
Finally made a rp blog. @strange-pacifist is where this random stuff is
an alternative take on the “Gaster’s disappearance is the reason papyrus doesn’t sleep anymore” headcanon
Yee-caw
yeecaw🤠
i think splatoon should install a slide in the waiting lobby for the cephalopods to play on. maybe a swing set too. they need more enrichment to make them happy
Cryptid of the Day: Alaskan Ice Monster
Description: In October of 2016, two employees of the Alaskan Bureau of Land Management saw a mysterious creature swimming in Chena River in Fairbanks, Alaska. They caught the thing on film, and was estimated to be 12-15ft long.
Well then if we have Emperor Luz now, so there should be.....
GOOD WIZARD PHILZURA!!
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it