I Mean, Where’s The Lie Tho

Lovely to finally meet you dear.

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

mary oliver, upstream

This makes me happy to my soul! aslkjfsdkgjkhkldgkbfbhvcfndgjnfgh

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

This is.... um.... just very arousing.. just

let me tell ya... never in my 17 years on this planet have i been this arouse

i-I-i.... That's too hot....

Fighting With Your Boyfriend, Loki Laufeyson, Would Include...

Fighting with your boyfriend, Loki Laufeyson, would include… (REQUESTED)

Giving each other the silent treatment. When one or the other is mad at something petty Y'all will ignore each other. More importantly, yall will start talking to everyone and anyone, even people you hate just to piss off the other. Sometime you two will flirt with other to really piss off each other which is when yall usually stop giving each other the silent treatment.

You’ll throw things when mad at him.

He’ll slam his hands on tables and walls when mad.

Y’all will argue to a point when the only way to resolve it is to sleep with one another from being turned on.

When mad you will usually take sex off the table and make him wait. You’ll walk around the bedroom naked or in nice lingerie knowing you aren’t going to let him fool around with him just because you’re mad.

When fighting you both take it as a personal challenge to one-up the person on everything.

Angry/rough sex.

Makeup sex.

Thor will try to talk to both of you so you two can work it out but he usually makes it worse.

The Avenger will all try to get you to break up with him just because they think he’s still a terrible man.

Sometimes you two will literally fight each other to let out some steam from being mad at one another.

When being wrong in an agruement Loki will feel guilty and terrible. He’ll later make it up to you with a gift or something. When he’s being too prideful and doesn’t actually want to apologize he’ll give you puppy eyes an be sulking all day until you’re not mad anymore.

When realizing you’re wrong you’ll instantly say sorry and try to make it up to him. Sometimes he’ll rub it in and make you mad for a whole new reason.

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

I mean keeping you sexuality a secret is ok, but why on this fucking earth would you not want to launch that cornhead into a dying star?

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

there is not a single reason to not reblog this

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