Barton's Dismay

Dandadan be like heehe hohoo, I'm a silly jester, look at my pop culture references, look at my dick jokes, hehehe now check out this EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS

you're cute and it's tuesday

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

they give off that vibe that is bar to describe ✨

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

That silly headcanon about Greedling purring in his sleep, or maybe just outright purring has me thinking about Greed and Ling having this adjustment period to their new body.

Greed being in a smaller body and a new face with possibly a hyperactive metabolism. Ling having to get used to weird inhuman features like sharp teeth, fighting with carbon-fiber coated hands with claws, slit pupils, experiencing entire limbs regenerate when cut off, the ultimate shield, and maybe yes weird stuff here and there. Even if he isn’t in control he may be experiencing all the sensory input of all that.

It would be awkward and surprising, even if Greed doesn’t remember his previous body there may be subconscious things he does recall; but he was still able to maneuver well minutes after taking Ling’s body.

Ling might find it very weird but exciting in his own silly way.

Now of course if you add silly headcanon additions like purring it would really nail that down.

haruhi fujioka, pictured moments before disaster

funniest thing about full metal alchemist brotherhood is the fact that the state alchemists wouldn't be caught dead in a bad outfit.

you have the biggest diva kimblee who is strutting around ametris in a white suit and then is freaking out about how he needs to draw a line in his job because his newly tailored suit (one of the first things he did once he got out of prison) is filthy

then you have roy mustang who is always in some nice outfit. you can't catch him dead not being stylish

and then you have ed elric who needs to re make his red cloack saying even if its flashy, he should die in style.

LING'S MOVING CASTLE????