Thx For Answering Cartoon Cat &…the Others

Thx for answering cartoon cat &…the others

Say yall guys got lost in a forest and no things to help you, would would you do? Also cartoon cat who do you hate the most

CD:"whys would we bes lost in the forest? I coulds stretch overs the trees and escape pretty easys"

CC:"it's a hypothetical ya mook"

CD:"...a hypos—whats it's?"

CC: *eye twitch* "... Hehe, you know what? Let's start off this the the second question huh!? Who do I hate the most because OH BOY DO I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKS THAT I LIVE WITH! Ya see, it's different degrees of hate though, everybody here gets on my nerves in a different way or amount. Starting off with Bendy? He's actually the most enjoyable outta the lot, sure his singing and dancing when I'm tryn'a rest is bad but I can at least shove pillows in my ears and get some sleep. Skitzo is honestly pretty funny to watch, he acts like he's tough shit when he's not but other than that constant 'I'm betta' than everyone' attitude which makes me wanna slap him across his stupid muzzle it's bearable!"

LD:"was that pun intentional?... You know, bear-able?"

CC:"AND THEN THERE'S YOU!"

*CC picks LD up by the throat and hurls him against a wall*

CC:"you piss me off in a special way because you're a disgrace for one of our kind! BENDY CAN AT LEAST KILL BUT CHOOSES NOT TO! YOU ARE JUST A USELESS FUCKING DOG WHO I WISH WOULD STAY DEAD WHEN SKITZO RIPS OUT YOUR SPINE!" *Turns back to the screen* "but who do I hate the most?! Hahahaha! Who's left?"

CD: *silently counting on fingers* "... Mes?"

CC:"DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A LUCKY WINNER FOLKS! THE MORON! FINALLY USED THE HALF OF A BRAIN CELL HE'S GOT LEFT!" *rubs temple* "to the folks watching at home: do you have any idea what's it like to hold this power? To be able to demolish universes with the snap of a FINGER only to be halted by something that barely has a grasp of the mortal language!? I'm a GOD and I was forced to have an equal paralleling me making a mockery of all that I stand for! And the worse part!? Hahahaha! Wanna know the icing on this garbage cake!? I CAN'T GET RID OF HIM! HE'S AS POWERFUL OF ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON AND I'LL HAVE TO LIVE FOR AN ETERNITY AFTER THIS WORLD BURNS FROM EITHER MORTAL HANDS OR THE EXPLOSION OF THE SUN AND I'LL HAVE TO CONTINUE TO EXIST WITH HIM!" *chuckles* "that a good answer!? Who do I hate the most, it's that good for nothing mutt who I pray everyday—not that it's gonna work because there is no creature above me—that he ceases to exist one day"

Skitzo: "..."

Bendy: "..."

LD: *currently unconscious/severely wounded and regenerating*

*CC storms off giving the rest the middle finger*

CD:"..." *Looks at the audience* "anyways I'd wannas bring as bone, keeps me entertains even ifs it don't helps"

Bendy:"uhh... Well I'd probably bring a compass? I'm a decent tracker, Boris taught me a few things about tracking"

Skitzo:"knife, easy meals"

LD: *currently incapacitated and can't answer*