He Literally Scooped Him Up Into That Hug AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gilbert's rizz is that he has zero rizz. he's a 0 but there's just something about him. you can't fix him, and fucking him will not calm him down, but you're still going to fuck him. this post was written by roderich edelstein

happy bday louis james moriarty!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, ✨HIM✨

how beautiful it is.

I am so ready for the health code violations these two will have in the kitchen

thank you dash for doing a thing

alan to jeff probably

So like, I stumble upon this and the only thing playing in my mind is that it has the exactly freaking vibe as kagiura! Cause we can safely know/guess that both he and Hirano will/can act like this and jsbeibeiw👀😗🍸

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

Absolutely loved watching Pit Babe.. here’s some stuff from the novel I think would have been fun to see in the show

-Sonic apparently regularly ‘borrows’ Alan’s expensive cars without permission & North always tattles on him

-Alan had raced in the previous season and the rankings went 1. Babe, 2. Alan, 3. Way

-the three dogs. Alan’s great dane Bobo, Charlie’s golden retriever puppy Bibi, and Pete’s shih tzu Banzai

-the whole scene from an early chapter where Charlie and Babe’s car was being followed and Charlie kept Babe from finding out by having Babe give him a bj while he’s driving.

-the scene where Charlie n Babe have sex in Alan’s pool

-Jeff and Pete’s hilarious PowerPoint presentation

-Babe is scared of rollercoasters despite being a racecar driver and regularly doing illegal street races

-Jeff calling Alan his sugar daddy

-DILF Pete

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🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️. 🪑🕯️. 🪑🕯️

Hi, hello, welcome to my AlanJeff pregnancy/ baby circle. Would you like a seat?

Last Line WIP Tag Game

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote for any fic and tag as many people as there are words.

Thank you cutie @wingsofhcpe

Okay, so my recent WIP is an AlanJeff fanfic (pitbabe). I'm currently writing the newest chapter (multichaptered) and the last sentence is:

"Jeff smiled, holding Alan's hand for a few seconds before the other withdrew."

Not gonna lie, this could be for any kind of fic 😆

Now for the tags: let's break the law cause I don't have that many people readily available but Im surely tagging @ilicon, @quixlog and I remember from posts of yours @vrag-veshtica and @simplemindedmockingjay that you were about to or already writing something. Of course anyone else is welcome to repost and join!