grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
Missing my people so much it’s not even funny I love them all so so much it’s so funny bc sometimes I start hyperventilating a little bit. Why does my body react that way. Which begs the question ab myself is why does my body react in ways that isn’t normal, especially ab happiness. I made a comment to my sister, jokingly, recently that whatever she touches she collects and I realize. The same is literally true for me. I look at my bedroom and almost all the books I like I have collected. Even gifts from others I have collected. Recently I started collecting pizza tables (????) and I have the uncontrollable urge to just keep adding to it. Whenever I reread a series I like and I have to walk around like my mind isn’t reeling rn why does that happen??
do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
“the common loon” common to YOU maybe.. beloved by ME
i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
i made a list while i was hiking apparently
even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest