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Cypher: hi my name is Cypher and I will be kidnapping you today Shelby: DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER Cypher: oh my god. Love the energy. Do you want a job? You're hired
otto
[img id: Mulaney saying, “and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing /end id]
wing
[img id: Mulaney saying “and without looking up at me, my dad just said, “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair” /end id]
shelby
[img id: Mulaney swinging his arm wildly to the side saying, “Everyone get out of my way!” /end id]
laura
[img id: Mulaney leaning forward with his full body like a folksy 1940′s car salesman saying, ‘Do My Friends hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? /end id]
lucy
[img id: mulaney smugly saying, “I’m new in town.” /end id]
franz
[img id: mulaney majestically saying, “I lived like a god damn ninja turtle /end id]
nigel
[img id: mulaney swinging his arm and saying, “my vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.” /end id]
h.i.v.e.mind
[img id: mulaney saying, “I don’t like confrontation because I’ve never been in a fight before” /end id]
nero
[img id: John Mulaney doing italian fingers and saying, “I trust a woman more.” /end id]
raven
[img id: mulaney abruptly gesturing to the floor where an imaginary body lies, saying, “I’d murder him and then people would run up and be like, “Whoa! You just killed an old, old man!” /end id]
darkdoom
[img id: Mulaney saying, “I am gay.” /end id]
colonel francisco
[img id: Mulaney saying to Pete Davidson, “Oh, who’s the best friend? Oh, a disgraced nuclear scientist?” /end id]
professor pike
[img id: Mulaney stepping back and saying, “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.” /end id]
ms. leon
[img id: with one hand raised into a loose fist, Mulaney says, “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.” /end id]
overlord
[img id: Mulaney saying, “Excuse me, I am homeless.” /end id]
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Dinovember day 13! Carnotaurus! A Theropod from the late Cretaceous! I cant unsee this little mating ritual Im so sorry I just love its little arms. For those who havent seen it look up Prehistoric Planet Carnotaurus mating dance.
Having Zero thoughts tonight.
It’s one thing to grow up semi-normally, unaware that you were physically modified (Otto), it’s another thing to grow up in a very condensed amount of time, receiving behavioral modifications you did not agree to but are aware of, and knowing about a multitude of experiences that you have both been denied since your birth and know that no one intends to share with you.
He’s very much Overlord 2.0 in that regard, but also… HIVEmind parallels.
Whoopies new drawing alert. I... definitely do not have a good understanding of light and shadows yet but I am definitely trying!
Idr if I mentioned this in the big ol' post I made showing off these characters, but a lot of them are inspired by characters from the book series HIVE by Mark Walden, so I wanted to do a scene redraw with these ocs! A friend recommended me a really really good scene from the books, so here's Cave's Wanderer and Angel's Wings (paraphrased the actual quotes a bit)
Haven't decided if this is even relevant to the story or not. It's just a fun little thing! Had a lot of fun with this!
G.I. Joe: My Version #2, this time with everyone's favorite morally questionable ninja! I always thought the backstory from the live-action films was really interesting, so that's what I'm basing him off of. Since that means Zartan's gang is involved, my SS design takes inspiration from protective cyclist gear, which blends surprisingly well with the ninja armor styles of the series. He's also got a bit more of a punk-ish vibe to fit with his Dreadnoks origin. The face paint is to reference both Zartan’s mask(?) and Zander’s face paint, along with paralleling the cheek scar for backstory reasons. I also thought it might be fun to include music that fits the vibes of these redesigns, so here's SS's:
(Backstory + extra stuff below the cut! Also, if anyone has any asks or anything for this, by all means ask away! It helps me figure out how I want things to go.)
Storm Shadow was an arrogant child who used his position in the clan to make enemies rather than friends, so when his uncle was killed with Storm's weapons, no one argued that he was innocent of the crime. He had no choice but to flee for his life... right into the path of the shapeshifting assassin Zartan (who was also, suspiciously in the area on "business." You can guess what kind). Having a ninja seemed useful, so SS was swiftly drafted into the Dreadnoks, where he became a loyal, if difficult assassin; he sees the bikers and their leader as his true family now, and he takes on a younger-brother-ish role in the group. It wasn't the most responsible way to grow up and his maturity reflects that, but he's still a powerful fighter, and through Zartan's machinations, another clan of ninjas has recently adopted him as their leader. Unbeknownst to Zartan, however, he's also got a secret weapon of his own he's been hiding, something he picked up on a trip to Arashikage territory... Other things: - He has a bike of his own; teaching him to drive is one of the Dreadnoks' favorite memories with him. - He still has the dual katanas that can fuse, however, they are not Arashikage; they're from the Red clan. - He is genuinely liked by the bikers, who will usually call him "Slash" (he's not too fond of the nickname but doesn't care enough to complain). Zartan is the only one that really uses Storm Shadow. - He struggles with mixing ninja traditions with the biker aesthetics of the Dreadnoks, and will switch between outfits depending on who he's with. - Occasionally uses British curses, then gets embarrassed over it.
YESSSSSSS
What fantastic work! Loving the cover image, Raven looks so ghoulish but in her usual cool way (she’s never uncool, it’s physically impossible). And the art is fantastic! Your lines always look so energetic, which matches your prompt art really well. It does raise the question though… would Raven eat Taco Bell? I feel like she would just to irritate Nero.
Good job Vela! I love all this, I can’t wait to read the fic!
(picrew credit)
my color was black so i adorned her in black/gray bc the background wouldn't change. points docked sorry
(...that has to do more specifically with the fanfiction i wrote, either lyrically or vibe-wise, because i was navigating around already having one for her general character and i overthink)
(for the non-spotifyers: yes, anastasia (tori amos) crimon and clover (joan jett & the blackhearts) so heavy i fell through the earth art mix (grimes) DARE (gorillaz) the killing moon (nouvelle vague cover) dream state (son lux) lose your soul (dead man's bones) pavlov's daughter (regina spektor) biting down (lorde) sad pony guerrilla girl (xiu xiu) weird little birthday girl (happyness)
my art prompt was the ancient of days by william blake, so i emulated raven doing that with the taco bell logo on my breakfast & edited a bit in mspaint (and that's on wrist injury!!)
Interiority time! I'm not doing the math but I know that Raven was a kid in the USSR in the late 20th century! What's her opinion on space, if any? Does it hold meaning to her? Was it just a political thing she didn't care about? Or can it be symboliiiiiccccc??? You tell me. This is a prompt
Raven cuts her hair, either in Glasshouse or as a routine post
There was only one bed Raven and Ghost MEGA AU
Raven's Gay Awakening TM (take this as you will)
What pet would Raven keep, if she were to keep one? ALTERNATIVELY, is it in character for her to keep a pet? Much to think about
Well happy birthday, her blood's on my hands
(It's kind of a shame cause I did like that dress) or, raven has to assassinate someone who does not want to be assassinated.
~500 words, rated T for This Violence Could Happen In HIVE, title/desc from "yes, anastasia" (lol) by tori amos, ao3 link
This particular assassination takes place at least six different times. Raven is best in her profession—but even she botches things.
for organizing this little event!!! (you get your own header♥)
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