honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now
Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item.
Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.
This duo is going to save the universe.
before i was like ‘someone save tony pls’ but now i see him up and about welding some xy armor out of alien metal and yet another father-robot bonding sesh and now i know that space is nothing but a colder desert for tony motherfucking stark. hes gonna save his own damn self
Eddie, after Venom tells him they have 0 chance of defeating Riot: fuck it, let’s fight him anyways
Venom, choking up: f-fuckin superb u funky little human