Meanwhile in Tokyo
Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item.
Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.
Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
I fell in love with that great kermit + venom edit going around. So my final Monstober drawing is literally just a shitpost! Happy Halloween!
Girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want titan-killing long-term booty calls
Capcom: Here you go, a new game with Chris.
Capcom: Promo of the game with Chris.
Capcom: And a collector’s edition of… Chris, obviously.
Fans: So… is Chris the main character?
Capcom: Don’t be silly. What makes you think that? Ethan is the protagonist!!