A Hetalia Headcannon Fo' Today -

A Hetalia Headcannon Fo' Today -

I'd like to think that China has a sphinx cat and NOBODY (not even Japan or Russia) knows how old the thing is. It has so many wrinkles, and hates anybody besides China. The cat has the craziest death stare, and won't let any being clean it besides China, too. It acts like a complete sweetheart to China, but will go bat-shit if not accompanied by them.

This cat is the only pet banned from bring your pet to the meeting day every year (Ever since China tried to sick the cat on America, Lmao.) And China is forced to bring their other pet, a Kunming Wolfdog with a much better (not much better) temper.

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1 year ago

Thank you for writing that short Faust x female reader fic. I’ve been experiencing some major health problems as of late, and I’ve been feeling incredibly depressed. I don’t know what kind of future I’ll have because of these health issues. Your story put a smile on my face when I needed it. Hope you have a good day.

Oh wow, I'm glad I could put a smile on your face! I'll be writing more later, but stay safe and don't push yourself too much.


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2 years ago

First post in this place!!! I decided to make a tumblr just in case twitter decides to hurl my account into the athenosphere and suspend me. Hopefully I end up posting newer stuff here rather that just re-upload from twitter and stuff.

1 year ago
I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here
I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here

I know everyone is freaking out about Winston, Emma and Blue Legolas but I wanna focus on Alfie here :(

Because!!! This IS Alfie. He’s a child. An orphan. He feels lost and scared because for four days now he’s been made to FEEL special. I said it before, but being “chosen” probably feels like a dream come true for him, after being abandoned on an island for roughly a year.

Edred keeps calling him Seng. And for all intents and purposes ALFIE is more than happy to fit the bill because why wouldn’t he? He’s probably no more than ten years old! He has magic! Some cosmic ghost is making him see wonders beyond reason

I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here
I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here
I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here

But THIS is also Alfie!

He’s a street wise orphan kid who KNOWS how to fight! He’s fearless. He’s willing to defend himself and I think he genuinely LIKES Copernicus and the rest of only because he’s used to working as a team. He literally SEES them as his gang, it’s all he knows after all! It’s an easy camaraderie.

Alfie was LITERALLY severed from Seng here yet still CHOOSES to fight.

I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here
I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here

What’s becoming more and more apparent is that these individuals might be the last incarnation - not because they’re “the wrong vessels” but perhaps because the spirits who have been trapped neigh a Millenium need to finally let go. THE REINCARNATED SPIRITS are the ones who need to move on.

I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here
I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here

Because Winston is right! Emma would never hurt anyone! She doesn’t want to! That’s the basis for a very good hero in every case! And yet - Edred insists she just let Malinda take over to do what they’ve always done - a method that has YET to actual defeat the great evil they’re after. Go figure.

I Know Everyone Is Freaking Out About Winston, Emma And Blue Legolas But I Wanna Focus On Alfie Here

There’s value and heroism within Emma and Alfie, they’re not what’s “wrong” with this incarnation. They might very well be what’s right.

1 year ago

Working on feeding yall rn (making a faust x reader fanfic) that should be done in a few days hopefully.


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1 year ago

here's the meme since I saw no one draw it yet (hope it is obvious I was sleep deprived)

 Here's The Meme Since I Saw No One Draw It Yet (hope It Is Obvious I Was Sleep Deprived)

Wet cat v. Shameless dog

1 year ago
Due To Request And I Thought It Would Be Fun; Pepton Fusion Now In Different Flavors! 
Due To Request And I Thought It Would Be Fun; Pepton Fusion Now In Different Flavors! 
Due To Request And I Thought It Would Be Fun; Pepton Fusion Now In Different Flavors! 
Due To Request And I Thought It Would Be Fun; Pepton Fusion Now In Different Flavors! 

due to request and I thought it would be fun; Pepton fusion now in different flavors! 

what each one is exactly and a fun fact I thought of while designing these losers:

wrecking star (pizzano x swap anton): sounds of a live studio audience follows him around pomodoro marcio (evil peppino x evil anton): pocket knife hand is hammer space-esce, can pull out any tool he needs no matter how comical cancelled classic (pizza massacre peppino x antonball anton): roundest and shortest of the fusions paptun (fake peppino x paul): despite the blocky look, has the feel of playdough to the touch

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