I love it when my friend is a therapist and helps with my mental health π«Ά
whta is your favorite color
Blue :3
holy fukcing shit happy 8 ay em
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I'm on the floor laughing, how the fuck did you think of that πππ
you gotta hand it to me
good evening um. are you the chandeleir guy
Indeed my good man
I agree, that shit was good :D
do NOT get frostbite guys .. i dont recommend it β¦ (i open my hand and you see only four fingers) (i move my other hand and you see it was merely that disappearing thumb trick that people show to 5yos) it gave me magic powers β¦ sigh β¦β¦
princess and her birb
All these gay people π (in a nice way, I love you both)
i hate people who know highways. βiβm heading south on I-65β okay man. iβm moving my rook to c2
To a gigantic little game that changed so many lives
does this count as anything ???is this art
american (accusatory)
*very well thought out retort*
:o
-hanging out with said Skittles
-Beetlejuice Beetlejuice β€οΈ
-overwatch βΉοΈ
To spread some positivity list 3 things your excited for during the upcoming week!
Iβll go first
Choir sleep over
starting a new crochet project
reading
@printershorts @maraudersarereallycool @thatraccoonlover @therianslaypotato @iloveyapping @insomnia-and-caffeine @lovemelikecrazyiloveyoucrazy @marylily-my-beloved
i dont know which entity you are but helo
Hello!! :D
A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!
Iβm the guy playing the mobile games in all those ads. My life can be condensed to 30 second segments of failing to match 3 to save the king, running into a x3 multiplier instead of a x30 multiplier, carving a log into a lopsided rectangle rather than a wineglass. My last raise was two cents and it was because I gave the mobile game ad people the idea to give you a little interactive portion after the ad now, so you can show yourself how much better than me you are. How much smarter. Faster. More dexterous. Your fingers are so nimble on the screen, after all... I wonder what else those fingers can do? And yes, I am secretly waiting for the day someone plays every one of those interactive sections so badly that the mobile game people have them take my place in the phone forever, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't miss it. Ok you can press x to exit now
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Damn thanks :3
@jack-cass @jade--moon
repent
What did I do ππ
Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) by Big and Rich
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
do you consider yourself a god
No πππ
lesbian
gay
bisexual
transgender
queer
pansexual
demisexual
ace
hopeless romantics
cis-men
cis-women
non binary folks
the whole spectrum etcβ¦
follow everyone who reblogs ;)
scooby-doo ass gang fr
Ok so I liked the film
I love glamorous men, honestly.
#men
#yourpastafarianpriest
i will french kiss the gap between your toes