One Of These Things, They Make The Weird Sound

I like yapping, I find yapping to be very cool and whimsical!

why is he so sad ☹️

poor poor emcee

i dont know which entity you are but helo

Hello!! :D

when I think of him, my breathing gets faster, my heart races, I SALIVATE I QUIVER AT THE THOUGHT OF HIM AHHHDGSYGS

GOD I hate when people think they've won. You have NOT won. In fact you're being SO ridiculous, self obsessed, over critical and childish that you can't even see when nobody likes you anymore because of it. Nobody talks to you but your boyfriend who is just as up his own ass and delusional as you are. I'm so sick of being civil to people who do nothing but insult me and the people I love, talk behind my back, and call ME the shitty one when I defend myself in a non-hostile manner. Stop acting so smug and high and mighty like you've defeated me when you've already been exiled from the friend group I FUCKING INTRODUCED YOU TO. MY FUCKING FRIEND GROUP. genuinely everyone hates you. be a fucking adult for once in your goddamn life, let other people live THEIR lives without fucking policing them, quit the vague high-horse social-justice-warrior bullshit, and fuck the hell OFF

Need lap. Must rest head. Hair played with. Big eepy

the clourderr

oh.

What was ur awakening that you’re trans? Knew it’d happen one day but you are so pretty!! :3

I SUPPORT U GIRL!!!

to be completely honest, it was my boyfriends making lots of jokes about it after I told them things I did or thought about. so it made me slowly realize it for myself. I knew I was never comfortable with myself, but I just didn't bother to think about it cause I deemed it unimportant 😭😭 (and the fact that in none of my dreams was i male HAHAHAHSH). THANK YOU!!! I really appreciate that!! 💙💙💙

"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.