IT'S THE TRUTH *dramatically Pulls Back*

I’m the guy playing the mobile games in all those ads. My life can be condensed to 30 second segments of failing to match 3 to save the king, running into a x3 multiplier instead of a x30 multiplier, carving a log into a lopsided rectangle rather than a wineglass. My last raise was two cents and it was because I gave the mobile game ad people the idea to give you a little interactive portion after the ad now, so you can show yourself how much better than me you are. How much smarter. Faster. More dexterous. Your fingers are so nimble on the screen, after all... I wonder what else those fingers can do? And yes, I am secretly waiting for the day someone plays every one of those interactive sections so badly that the mobile game people have them take my place in the phone forever, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't miss it. Ok you can press x to exit now

Good morning elfboy nation

NICE PFP

YIPPEE THANK YOU 💙💙💙

I forgot about this stupid picture of them this is so funny

the colors!! started doodling one monochromatic four and couldnt stop myself from doing all 4 of them 🫶

this is a fun rendering exercise would reccomend

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hey everyone

okay now you put a post

Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

I love the whooole world 🥰🥰🥰🩵🩵🩵🩵