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🐝  *  ―  𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄  𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  just  some  random  sentences  i  thought  could  be  fun  to  use.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  are you okay ?  ❜ ❛  believe in yourself.  ❜ ❛  care to explain ?  ❜ ❛  close your eyes.  ❜ ❛  don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  don’t overthink it.  ❜ ❛  don’t underestimate me.  ❜ ❛  forget i asked.  ❜ ❛  how are you ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t care.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember.  ❜ ❛  i hate you.  ❜ ❛  i love you.  ❜ ❛  i need you.  ❜ ❛  i’ll be there.  ❜ ❛  i’m so sorry.  ❜ ❛  it’s over now.  ❜ ❛  i’ve missed you.  ❜ ❛  just be honest.  ❜ ❛  just trust me.  ❜ ❛  leave me alone.  ❜ ❛  let me in.  ❜ ❛  maybe you’re right.  ❜ ❛  never give up.  ❜ ❛  no , stop it !  ❜ ❛  please be careful.  ❜ ❛  please believe me.  ❜ ❛  please don’t cry.  ❜ ❛  please forgive me.  ❜ ❛  so … that’s it ?  ❜ ❛  speak the truth.  ❜ ❛  talk to me.  ❜ ❛  that’s fucked up.  ❜ ❛  this isn’t working.  ❜ ❛  we can’t stay.  ❜ ❛  what about me ?  ❜ ❛  what’s going on ?  ❜ ❛  what’s your problem ?  ❜ ❛  where are we ?  ❜ ❛  who are you ?  ❜ ❛  you did it !  ❜ ❛  you don’t understand.  ❜ ❛  you need help.  ❜ ❛  you’re kidding me.  ❜ ❛  you’re safe now.  ❜

dumb things my friends and I have said!

newer and better edition, ft. 2021! apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warnings for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)

“I don’t know about bomb stuff.”

“We’re not going to Pavlov my girlfriend.”

“We become heathens when we enter the doors of the shopping mall.”

“No, it’s give a girl head, it’s not a slur.”

“I’m white and privileged. Give me a kiss.”

“‘You gotta have a little bit of faith.’ I don’t believe in God!”

“Four dollar fries. I am no longer asking.”

“Would you like me to call you a bitch or a bastard?”

“It’s not like your nipples are gonna stiffen up when you die.”

“Like, people hear my dumbass voice saying some stupid shit, and they’re like, “Oh, time to punch (Name).””

“DO YOU FUCKING SEE IT, RAT BASTARD? OH MY GOD.”

“I went to counseling to be a fun drunk.”

“YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HUNGRY.”

“Damn, you are sluttin’ it on stage!”

“Girl you are fisting his god damn throat.”

“No, I don’t go out by myself. I’d get hatecrimed.”

“…I forgot bugs existed.”

“I’m sorry I can’t be your Burger King.”

“Here’s another curse! May all your bacon burn.”

“You should make these so you could stab someone festively.”

“I’m gay, I don’t have to learn how to fix a car.”

“You don’t fuck the bread. You put the bread in the cart and chop down rain forests.”

“You are worth more than chicken nuggets to me.”

“I won’t kick you out this time. I will make fun of you, though.”

“I’ll make a blood sacrifice here in a minute.”

“I’m glad she used your actions against you.”

“If you vibe with identifying as a horse, I wouldn’t care.”

“What if we got hatecrimed together and then became stars?”

“You WILL have a happy birthday. This is a threat.”

“I’m not your lotion slave.”

“I can’t believe we’re getting killed by rats.”

“Best method acting technique? Just be gay.”

“Should I wear thigh highs? What a stupid fuckin’ question, the answer’s always yes.”

“Please do not fuck the flying horse.”

“It tastes like a sexy battery.”

“Get you a man who can do both. Get me. I can do both.”

“Just slap some ganja on there bucko, you won’t feel a thing in no time.”

“Sweetie, that is quite possibly the gayest stance you could have posed with.”

“I hate to break it to you, but lawyers swear a LOT.”

“I didn’t know brainrot was contagious.”

“Is it gay to kill another man with your bare hands?”

“What an asshole. Rear end him right now.”

“You need to scrape your knees too, bitch.”

“Nobody needs an alcohol enema.”

“You’re dressed nicely for a manwhore!”

“I diagnose you with narcissist.”

“All words are made of letters, dickhead.”

“Food wakes me up even if I’m not eating it.”

“I’m convinced people in (location) don’t know how to do math.”

“I hate to break it to you, but porpoises and dolphins are different creatures.”

“If I wanted to date someone made of bones, I would’ve bought a skeleton from the Halloween store.”

“I love the tiddies out, nipples in look.”

“I am one with the gutter gators.”

“It’s so Monday today.”

“Cocktails just make you gay.”

“Welcome to the office of wasting your time! I’ll be your girlboss this evening!”

“I’m glad that you think of me as your pet fucking rat.”

“It’s avant-garde. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that though.”

“The way I function… I’m constantly telling myself that everything I do is cringeworthy.”

“Your blood will be root beer in 10.”

“How strong are your arms to push this many words into my mouth.”

“I hate women, I do drugs, here’s how I scammed DoorDash.”

“You knew me best during college, was I a ho during college?”

“Your head looks like a science lab beaker.”

“If I get drunk, I get worse.”

“I put on the cat paws, you gotta do the ritual!”

“You’re so dramatic. Just choose to not die.”

“(Name) looks like a BITCH.”

“Do you know what red is? It’s a color, you silly little man.”

“I want my cherry, (NAME).”

WHAT BODY PART ARE YOU?

Hands

Hands can do so much, they’re extremely versatile much like yourself. They can nourish, they can pray, they can comfort. But we both know that’s not what you use yours for is it? You know as well as I do how hands can maim, can strangle, can destroy. They are unthinking and unfeeling, and unlike the others they do not act off instinct but off of command. Every act you commit is purposeful, filled with an intent, sometimes to be cruel and sometimes to be kind. You know who is deserving of your hurt, who is deserving of your love. Always make sure you can tell them apart before you wrap those hands around them.

Referring to a canon character as "my oc" because I put more work into them than the author

@elluellegend​ said: Now you're making me think of a smol version of Jackal in said cardboard box and now I feel sad for her ty--

jackal pre-fatui / world serpent:

jackal post-fatui / world serpent:

i just saw a picture of jackal and out loud i went “oh look at you you disgusting individual”

i just feel like jackal has a degradation kink. like she’s definitely sadistic. but we can have a little uhhhhh masochism as a treat as well.

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i simply believe that genshin!jackal would be a geo catalyst user.

honkai impact 3rd writing prompts.

“ but there are no ifs in this world. no one can change what’s already happened. ”

“ one’s life is promised inexhaustible possibilities—the people around them will change them and shape their lives. ”

“ hmm… but i think companionship is the best form of love. ”

“ the world will no longer be a pretty place. ”

“ the vileness of humanity is far more horrible than disasters. ”

“ if saving you is a sin, i’ll gladly become a sinner. ”

“ be brave and push on. you can still end this story the way you want. ”

“ damnit! you’re all a bunch of losers! ”

“ …do you live in hell? ”

“ why don’t you come closer and see for yourself whether i’m real or not? ”

“ ah, i missed this view. ”

“ i’ve been happy all along, how can i not be happy when you’re here? ”

“ i’m not doing this for you, i’m doing it for the truth. ”

“ …you’re particularly clingy today. ”

“ you don’t stand a chance, fool! ”

“ they never gave up, now i have to tell them that they made the right choice. ”

“ and yet you try to shoulder everything alone, even sacrificing your own life! ”

“ we were all failures. ”

“ so, lift your head and push forward! ”

“ i don’t even feel sad … just end this. ”

“ enough. why is it always like this? ”

“ ah… another year has passed. ”

“ enough talk. fight me. ”

“ now is the time to change the course of the wind. ”

“ you can’t run. “

“ time is the only resource i have left. ”

“ ugh. you need more sleep. ”

“ this is not the time for despair yet. ”

“ it’s too quiet… can you talk with me for a while? ”

“ good and evil coexists in everyone’s heart. ”

“ humanity exists to discover. ”

“ i’m not here for you. i’m here for the girls. ”

“ you cannot change this ugly world! ”

“ why is everyone around me even more annoying than i am. ”

“ i know one day we will see each other again. ”