I Just Can’t Unsee Furry Jackal And That’s The Only Way I Imagine Her In Dialogues

jackal birf chart,,,

“I cared a lot once,” she admitted wryly. “And it ruined me. So now I don’t care for much at all. I work in extremes like that.”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #152 (via blossomfully)

MISC  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

‘  how’s  your  head  ?  ’

‘  i  think  i’ll  live.  ’

‘  i  know  what  it’s  like  to  want  to  runaway  from  home.  ’

‘  you  had  it  good  !  and  you  still  wanted  to  run  away  !  i  didn’t  have  a  choice  !  ’

‘  take  her  name  out  of  your  mouth.  ’

‘  you  don’t  deserve  to  mourn.  ’

‘  you  just  love  the  attention.  ’

‘  do  you  get  bored  ?  ’  

‘  you  like  the  power  you  have.  ’

‘  i  hope  you  get  caught  in  the  law.  ’

‘  do  you  think  that  you’re  happy  ?  just  wait  until  you’re  sure.  ’

‘  was  it  the  best  you  ever  had  ?  ’

’  i’d  do  anything  for  you,  mrs.  highness.  ’

’  my  teeth  are  yellow.  would  you  like  me  a  little  better  if  they  were  white  like  yours  ?  ’

’  i  need  to  purge  my  urges.  '  

’  i  need  an  alibi  to  justify  or  somebody  to  blame.  ’

‘  why  can’t  you  be  a  dick  ?  why  must  you  be  so  nice  ?  ’

‘  it’s  hard  for  me  to  move  on  when  i  don’t  really  hate  you.  ’

’  you  better  handle  your  shit.  ’

’  the  devil  ain’t  a  friend  to  no  one,  but  fine.  ’

’  hey,  why  you  been  calling  this  late  ?  ’

’  you’re  too  busy  saving  everybody  else  to  save  yourself,  and  you  don’t  want  no  help.  ’

’  every  time  the  teacher’d  call  on  me,  i’d  be  hard.  ’

‘  i  thought  it  was  only  me:  i  thought  i  was  a  sex  maniac  !  ’

‘  don’t  you  wanna  feel  anything  else  ?  ’

‘  i  can’t  feel  a  thing  anymore.  ’

‘  everything’s  a  horrible  bore.  ’

‘  living  is  a  terrible  chore.  ’

‘  there’s  nothing  new  to  do  in  brooklyn  anymore.  ’

‘  kiss  your  christmas  tree  goodbye  !  ’

‘  i’ll  burn  it  to  the  ground.  ’

‘  i’ll  show  you  what  true  misery  feels  like.  ’

‘  uh  oh,  boner  alert.  ’

‘  he  said  you  got  two  lives  down  and  one  life  left.  ’

‘  you  could  think  better  with  a  hole  in  your  head.  ’

‘  i’d  tell  someone.  ’

‘  is  that  a  threat  ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  wanna  start  any  blasphemous  rumors,  but  i  think  that  god’s  got  a  sick  sense  of  humor,  and  when  i  die,  i  expect  to  find  him  laughing.  ’

‘  in  oedipus’  defense  .  .  .  ’  

‘  it’s  harder  than  it  looks  not  to  end  up  in  an  emotionally  charged  narrative  climax  where  you  murder  your  father.  ’

‘  oh,  i’d  never  kill  my  father  !  ’

‘  you’re  projecting.  again.  ’

‘  anyway,  what  were  we  talking  about  ?  ’

‘  do  you  ever  have  nights  like  these  ?  ’

lmao little dog scientist go rabid,,,, lil case of the rabies heehoo lil dog science go bork

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“SIRE?!”

i feel like jackal is very warm. i saw a post about a character who gets very cold + character who is a living space heater and i feel like that’s jackal. and yet no one knows this because A.) nO TOUCH and B.) she has never had someone willingly cozy up to her

anyway i keep accidentally calling jackal “jekyll” and im beginning to think they did that on purpose

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART ONE

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ God fucking dammit, Dave! ❜

❛ Oh, a fresh pie! Save me a slice. That’s good. Okay, that’s good. Yeah, that’s…alright that’s good. Oh - okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. That’s good…that’s good! It’s….IT’S ENOUGH SLICES! ❜

❛ It’s becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! …I am small. ❜

❛ Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F2-50. ❜

❛ I live inside you forever! With Satan himself by my side! ❜

❛ I’m picking up really sketch vibes. ❜

❛ I’ve brought you a gift. It’s a crystal, nothing more. ❜

❛ You probably think this world is a dream come true, but you’re wrong. ❜

❛ I was protecting ____. I will always protect ____…..I’m on my way to murder ____! ❜

❛ How is it that you go about defining good and evil? ❜

❛ People are always saying “omg ___! You’re so cute! I’d die for you!” So die. Sacrifice your soul for your queen. ❜

❛ Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room.  ❜

❛ I don’t think so, darling. ❜

❛ I’m fast as fuck boy! Still fast as fuck boy! Come get some! I don’t think you have any idea just how fast I am! ❜

❛ Look at this distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished. Mmhmm. I see. I see. ❜

❛ You were dead! I saw you die! ❜

❛ You’re waking the neighbors. SHUT UP! ❜

❛ What the fuck is that fucking thing? What the fuck? Hello? WHOA. CHILL. BAD VIBES! ❜

❛ Not only did you do that, they got your ass on camera! This is the clearest video I’ve ever seen. This is the most HD shit ever! This is 4K. How did they get you in 4k? ❜

❛ What does this do in your fancy car? OH MY GOD I’M PLANNING AN AIRSTRIKE! AHHH! ❜

❛ I may not be a smart man, but uh, I know something’s fucked up when I see it. ❜

❛ Do I remember?…..no. ❜

❛ It is hot as hell in this fucky ass, hot ass room I’m in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?! ❜

❛ No more contacting please. Thanks. Appreciate.  ❜

❛ The trash man! I come out and I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage. ❜

❛ Am I a lady or am I a rat? ❜

❛ Goodnight to people with daddy/mommy issues. ❜

❛ I am fucking crazy, but I am free. ❜

❛ He can’t keep getting away with it!  ❜

❛ Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination. ❜

❛ Seems a down right shame. Seems an awful waste. ❜

❛ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of osha violations! ❜

❛ I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary!  ❜

❛ Everything’s cool right now. Might be some problems later, but uh, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. ❜

❛ *to the tune of The Final Countdown* It’s the final brain cell! DODODOO DOO! ❜