I just had the voice from the VHS that said coming soon stuck in my head repeatedly saying coming soon this fall over and over and it couldn’t stop.
Watch out for children!
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another
I agree
fashionably late? more like anxiously early
If you’ve read Please Get F*cked Responsibly, you can imagine why I nearly FELL OUT MY DAMN SEAT AND DIED ON THE FLOOR when Lotor said this line.
Like, HOW DID I KNOW?!?
I decided to make a list featuring a few of my fluffy favourites for Lotor x Lance. All fics are rated Teen or General unless marked otherwise. I tagged everyone’s tumblrs that I could find.
Spa Date with a Prince by @deecherrywolf Lance is captured and held captive by the nefarious Prince Lotor. Prince Lotor can’t help but notice how amazing his prisoner’s skin looks.
It’s So Hard to Be Beautiful by @stopmeplease Lance and Lotor meet at a spa and find they have some things in common.
Of braiding hair and apology cards by @lotorn (Explicit) Lance’s long fingers thread through the soft locks gently, his nails scratching on the scalp. Lotor purrs. (okay so, not exactly fluff, but it is for this ship tbh lol)
Little Blue by @shiirxtakashii “Wait, are you flustered? Are you blushing?” Lance asked, leaning over to try and get a closer look at the other. “Flustered? Blushing? What are those?” Lotor asked, his head turning back, the flush still there slightly.
T'is the Season by Quillaninc (Christmas Fic) 'Why-“ Lotor drawled, sceptical ”-would you have a gift for me?“
nobody even says wooing anymore by silverliningsgirl Lance gets hit on and Shiro goes into Dad mode that’s it that’s the story.
Moonflower by @noir-wing (yup, this one’s mine) (WIP) “Don’t swear at me in Galra,” Lance glared. The prince smirked, “Oh, it wasn’t an insult. If you were to translate it into your tongue… I suppose the word would be: darling.”
The Promised are Bound, Mr Gonzalez by Levis_turtles Lance makes a promise to Lotor, not realising that the promises made between Galra (or, in this case, Galra and Human) are as inescapable as they are binding.
The Flirtation Situation by Levis_turtles (WIP) Lance is in a battle against the Galra when he is approached by the commander of the galra empire, Prince Lotor.
Altean! Lance AU Drabble by @raphidae Lotor and Allura are engaged in the name of an alliance, but neither want to wed one another. So what happens when Lotor meets her younger brother? (I’m putting this in multichapter because it’s a really long drabble series so it’s basically a fic)
Huh huh
Whatcha looking at Shiro? 😉
Oh my gosh Lance! No! >///<
Umm for the cute clothes art thing maybe a Lance in c2 or a1??
I need to try this.
if you play “I’m like a lawyer with the way I’m always trying to get you off (Me & You)” by Fall Out Boy at exactly 23:59:58 on New Year’s eve Patrick will sing “Last year’s wishes” in 2017 and “are these year’s apologies” in 2018 and that’s the real way to start 2018
The only two states of being.
i maintain that john and sherlock bought a goldfish together and they wanted to give it more space to swim around so they turned their flat into a big tank but now they’ve realised that all their shoes are ruined and they can’t even find the goldfish and they didn’t think it through well enough and that’s why they both look miserable