Candle-burner - Soul Possesing A Body

He’s a musician

I think

POV: you're a bug

Penis decanter

[ link on amazon... ]

at The Home of OM https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XhFDjh2-i/?igshid=y8omps1bgqem

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

heres to the other dandelions out there

Fuck it, schedule game sessions for dates no-one can make. Might as well cut out the middle man

Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.