Did The Police Ever Consider That McKay Drilling A Hole In Her Ankle Monitor Was Hot And She Shouldn’t

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

success baby turned 18 today

happy birthday to one of the founding fathers

quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

Man who is known for stealing fire trucks shocked at stealing another with his dad

I literally did not speak for a whole minute after that episode

Ok so I’ve been loving brilliant minds and one of the things I find ridiculous and stupid because they didn’t need to do that to her character, is Erika sleeping with her coworker. Because then she says to him that she wants it to be a secret and doesn’t want to be known as the girl who sleeps with her coworkers.

Surely the reasonable thing to do would be to, idk, NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR COWORKERS?

You don’t want to be known for that? Then maybe don’t?