One Night, You Decide To Put Your Phone Under Your Pillow. When You Wake Up In The Morning, Your Phone

@ gaurav

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

Marbles

Something I loved about the finale of The Pitt was that they looked tired. Mohan and Mel had bags under their eyes and they looked so tired and I loved that it looked so real

Reblog for greater sample size.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

Because it was her and Nicky ahhhhhh

so this bit is way funnier now

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.