I Could Watch This Man Make Chocolate Forever

The perfect take

ABIGAIL (2024) SPOILERS!!!!!

ok im ngl, looking at the whole situation from dracula's perspective is actually pretty funny to me. like you LOVE your daughter, you do, and so of course you want to keep her forever. so you turn her and even put in additions to the house for her protection and as tribute - like the metal window covering in the library and the painting on the wall that dean finds when he's exploring and even that statue in the library of the adult and the little girl. you keep her safe, probably train and teach her, make her an essential part of your criminal empire by giving her the role of head hitman, and when she's not doing that, she has the freedom to do whatever she wants and the means to do it. and should she ever need you, you come immediately.

the only problem is, she's 12. forever. like i genuinely dont think that fact sunk in and he's honestly about to be bopped over the head with it SO HARD

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

@ gaurav

Do you ship it?

reason: They love/hate each other and have a forbidden love child. I live for stories like this.

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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The fact that this fits so well ahhhh

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel