Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield

Being mentally ill is so painful, not because of the constant feeling that people know my deep dark secret that doesn’t exist, but because wdym every piece of media still doesn’t satisfy my cravings for sexy celebrities :/

I am disgusted with him now I hate him so much I miss him

I’m so obsessed with him oh my god I want to eat him

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

Thank god for the Mike Faist fans… you know exactly what you’re doing right….

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

Dreaming 💭 of dry humping

girls can you manifest for my crush to text me back I miss him

so all of my ex love interests decided to unfollow me this week??? don’t know what that’s about but I’m gonna assume they couldn’t bare spending valentines without me🤷‍♀️

I have like 13 months left to experience teenage love. This is me desperately pleading to the tumblr gods to PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

IM FUCKING CRAZY BUT IM FREE