litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)
035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button
035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!
035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!
035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger
035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!
106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink
049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism
scps during pride month
035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER
reasurcher- so whos straigh?
049-(raises hand)
106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself
096- i like rainbows
166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS
Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)
682 and 079- (confused but supportive)
035- I don't intend to judge but when was the last time you slept?
049-(holding an entire pot of coffee) sunday
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035- Today is saturday
049- (holding a coffee cut that says 'Definitely not wine')
035- Is that wine?
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035- Doc-
106- The mitochondria is the power house of the cell, but in october it becomes the frightochondria the haunted house of the cell
049- (in tears) I need a break
Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not
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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!
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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?
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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static
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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!
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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/
Im gonna hit you with a bus
So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,
''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.
106: I can’t believe mask was eaten by 11 billion crabs
049 deadpan: tragic
049- God you are SUCH a theater kid
035- if im such a theater kid why can i say the word macbe-
035- Macbet- (gaging)
035- ( Heavy breathing) Mac-Mac- HEATHER MCNAMARA!
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