He’s A Fictional Character To You, I Know Him Personally

Son: “Dad? What sound do ducks make?”

Tom: “They croissant.”

Imagine how much food and water he wasted.....yet still funny

These vines are my life

no matter what happens, you are heard

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

nice criminal minds moments ⟡ 2.21 open season  [1/∞]

“I am so blogging about this later.”

okay so I’m playing with this idea of using Taylor Swift’s album ‘Speak Now’ for Top Gun: Maverick imagines playlist. If all goes to plan the first one should be up within a few days! (Question marks mean I might switch characters) Let me know if you have any suggestion:)

Mine: Rooster x reader

love was never something you saw happening, until you met Bradley. Is it as easy as you think it’ll be?

Sparks Fly: Jake x reader

You were complete opposites. You were a barely stacked deck of card, but he’s a full on rainstorm. Jake can show you how to let go with him.

Back to December: Bob x reader

Visiting Bob after the downfall of your relationship. You broke his heart, can he forgive you?

Speak Now: Bob x reader

You shouldn’t have came to the wedding of the groom you’re in love with. You have one last chance to tell him how you really feel. Hopefully he feels the same.

Dear John: Maverick x reader

You should’ve known that falling in love with an older man wouldn’t work. It was doomed from the start. 

Mean: Dagger squad x reader

No one believes in you. They all think you climbed ranks simply by your last name, Kazanski. You only have one thing on your mind....prove them wrong.

The Story of Us: Natasha x reader (?)

It was suppose to be the perfect love story. Now you have no idea how she feels and it’s driving you crazy.

Never Grow Up: Dagger Squad x Mitchell!reader

The dagger squad loves you like a little sister and you’re growing up too quick on them.

Enchanted: Natasha x reader

After running into a certain avaitor during a night out you just have one question; is she as enchanted as you are?

Better Than Revenge: Bradley x reader

He messed up. You show him what he is missing out on.

Innocent: Maverick x reader

Years passed and you can only hope his heart has grown from when you last saw him.

Haunted: Jake x Reader

You thought you had him all figured out. Even after he left you, his memory still haunts you.

Last Kiss: Bob x reader (?)

A sleepless night leaves you up thinking about a sweet love that you never thought would end.

Long Live: Dagger Squad x reader

A family forged in a small fighter town can never be broken.

What did I just watch.......

this entire experience was so surreal and I had to share it immediately

Like I Can (Part 1)

Summary: After yet another bad date and tired of swiping on apps, the Dagger Squad steps in to help you out by setting you up on a series of blind dates. Much to Rooster’s dismay.

Warnings: fuff, slight angst. Minors DNI

Length: 3.2K

Pairing: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw X Female Reader

(We’re kicking of Valentine’s Day a bit early❣️ Enjoy!)

“I’m all for growing the sport, but Brady buying an MLP team is ruining the integrity of the league. He may be the GOAT of football, but he has nothing on Ben John’s world-class pickleball game,” your date Max passionately states from his spot across from you at the Italian place he had recommended.

Or was his name Mac?

He’d already told you all about the CRBN paddle drama. At this point, you wouldn’t be surprised if he had already prepared a PowerPoint presentation on the topic complete with transitions and color-coded charts. He seems the type.

And he had yet to ask you a single question about yourself all evening.

You can tell he is gearing up for the next part of his rant, when your phone lights up on the table, the ringer on higher than you realized.

“Oh! I’m sorry, I thought I had this on silent. It’s my mom, I should probably take this,” you apologize to him, your phone already halfway raised to your ear.

“Hey, kid, how’s it going?”

“Hi Mom, I’m with someone right now. Is everything ok?” You let a little worry tinge the tone of your voice.

“Seriously?” Rooster drolly rasps on the other end of the line, “Are we actually doing this?”

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