Steve: *sneezes*

Everyone tune in because I know this one will be good!!

Kildare Elementary Media Intros:

AN: This is the introduction to all the media formats that are specific to this SMAU. These are not their social media profiles (they are coming soon 🤞) THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ON THIS SERIES I'M SO EXCITED TO SHARE IT!! This work is inspired by my gorgeous talented queen @zyafics and her SMAU HB:L which has made me unfortunately so obsessed with SMAU's that I have now spent over 3 days making theses visuals 😂😭 This is also inspired by Abbott Elementary (if you haven't seen it, please watch I beg it's not necessary for the series but it is necessary to me 😂)

Synopsis: 7 years ago, you and your best friend got drunk at a party and you ended up having a baby. You guys gave your relationship a shot, but he has always been in love with someone else. So, you guys remained friends after your daughter was born and you moved to the next town over. Now, there's an opening at the school all of your friends work at, and you are itching to take it. Perfect, right? Well, it would be if your classroom didn't somehow get moved next to your childhood crush and you can't tell if he is flirting with you or just really bad with technology.

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader/Past!JJ Maybank x Reader

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If you don’t read this you’ll have bad luck for three days (please read it you won’t regret it)

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

: Part 12 (Max's Version)

: Max knows not to let his father’s words get to him; he’s been doing this since he was a child. So why is it proving to be harder this time around?

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What's Mine is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five

Summary: JJ Genrette is the bane of your existence. A spoiled, rich kid who seemingly knows how to get on your nerves better than anyone else on the face of the planet. Sure, you slept with him a few times and the two of you were almost something... Key word: almost. Now, he's lucky if you even glance in his direction. And he will do anything to have you look at him again.

Pairing: Kook!JJ Maybank x Pogue!Ex-Situationship!Reader

Winner of Poll #4 of my 1K Celebration! Vote for what you want to see next here!

AN: This is necessary for the plot guys my sincerest apologies.... Next up is the flashbacks to find out what exactly happened between them

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why do youtubers start with “what is up” but dont even wait for me to tell them about my day. this reltionship is too one sided my mother was right about u 

Thank goodness you found me! I’ve been out here for hours, I couldn’t remember the new password to get in to bed.

Neville Longbottom,  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

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Neville is honestly one of my favorite characters

Imagine how much food and water he wasted.....yet still funny

These vines are my life

Sneaking (Peter x reader)

Request by @woman-of-letters-legacy

Warnings: Smut, oral, male and female receiving, sensual images, tony being annoying, swearing : )

Authors note: My friends, this is pretty long well actually I don’t know, it seemed long but that all depends on how fast of a reader you are. Lots of things going on so grab some popcorn and a vibrator. Kidding! Also you should play not afraid anymore by Halsey when they start fucking. 

I’m sorry if this sucks!

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What if the Slytherins knew all about Draco’s crush on Harry. All the Slytherins collectively coming up with passwords to torture Malfoy.

Portrait: “What’s the password?”

Draco: *sigh* “Harry Potter has the prettiest eyes.”

Portrait: “Password?”

Draco: *huff* “Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter with all his heart.”

Draco: “Okay Slytherins *eye roll* what’s the new password?”

Slytherins: “I wish Harry would blow me.”

Draco: “I DRAW THE LINE HERE!”

Cheryl: the other day Jughead sneezed and i accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Veronica: ...how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"