Your Heart Isn't My Only Target!

Part one of my taking screenshots of peoples comments on Hell's Smitten, my Gordon Ramsay fanfic 💀

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Swordtember 2023 (part 2) by Mukhlis Nur

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Last Song: Therapy- Citizen Soldier

Favourite Color: Orange

Currently Watching: Marble Hornets

Last Movie: Faulty Brides

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: Spicy

Current obsession(s): Marble Hornets, Slashers

Last thing you googled: The timetable for my classes

Thanks <3

Nine people I'd like to get to know better (tagged by @creepling )

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Last Song: The Wheels on the Bus 😂

Favorite color: Red

Currently watching: Succession

Last movie: Saw X

Spicy/savory/sweet: Savory

Current obsession(s): Johnny Slaughter

Last thing you googled: Researching dating a narcissist for my Johnny fic lol

He gives off a Halloween vibe 😬

I’ll have a beer with one of those loopy spiral straws please and thanks I’m baby

v.2

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.