Biblically Accurate Boyfriend

MUST let gang know i fw chilltok. like the icecups?? lil plastic cup w/ just some ball of ice in it??? little tiny drinks containers i can pour into my icecup?? please

ohhhhhhh chat i adore her chaaaaaaat save me

she has a bookie wookie pookie poo how could i ever DARE ask her out UGHHHH i need to explode into bits

sigh. i miss my pookie (it's been a week).

dear doctor 🗿

>>ruemxu

"queer basil theory" its not a theory. fucking look at him

the knight of nihility

You never come see me anymore

i start worrying about bothering my bestie cus he isn't responding much, but then i remember he was THE driest texter i have ever met when i first got to know him. cannot believe i've forgotten this origin.

This fate is far too cruel for you, brother

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