calderyaoi - ⌗┆harvey / slick

calderyaoi

⌗┆harvey / slick

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calderyaoi
1 week ago

a-train and the deep need to fuck their problems out tbh like just kiss and make up already

calderyaoi
2 weeks ago
I Fuckin' Cant Handle It Anymore Someone Please Crash My Scull

I fuckin' cant handle it anymore someone please crash my scull

I Fuckin' Cant Handle It Anymore Someone Please Crash My Scull

How am i supposed to hate him

calderyaoi
2 weeks ago

@Homelander

Like let's be so fr we all know Johnny boy is a pillow princess not some alpha sigma male figure lol <3

@Homelander
calderyaoi
3 weeks ago

Gregory definitely has neglectful parents, always too busy to even acknowledge the little lad! While Christophe doesn’t have a father but a mom who can sometimes be strict but also loving towards her son, aughhhh I want them to explode I love Gregstophe its so PEAKKK!!

Gregory Definitely Has Neglectful Parents, Always Too Busy To Even Acknowledge The Little Lad! While
calderyaoi
3 weeks ago

"I love enjoltaire!"

Enjoltaire:

"I Love Enjoltaire!"
"I Love Enjoltaire!"
"I Love Enjoltaire!"
"I Love Enjoltaire!"

Anyway im gonna go cry

calderyaoi
3 weeks ago
I Painted The Text Cos I Dont Have The Tiktok Font

I painted the text cos I dont have the tiktok font

calderyaoi
3 weeks ago
No One Loves The Light Like The Blind Man

No one loves the light like the blind man

calderyaoi
3 weeks ago
This Is Either The Funniest Thing I've Ever Made Or Nothing, You Decide.
This Is Either The Funniest Thing I've Ever Made Or Nothing, You Decide.

this is either the funniest thing i've ever made or nothing, you decide.

calderyaoi
3 weeks ago

Powerplex makes Shapesmith shapeshift into his dead wife

Powerplex Makes Shapesmith Shapeshift Into His Dead Wife

"Is this what humans call grief?"

deadass this image is reminding me of those sad loud house fanarts

Powerplex Makes Shapesmith Shapeshift Into His Dead Wife
calderyaoi
4 weeks ago

les mis enjoltaire fans will find the worst, grainiest, blinded by stage lights, most corrupted 30 seconds of bootleg on the world wide web and go "THEY HELD HANDS HEREEE"

calderyaoi
4 weeks ago
First Grantaire In A While.

First Grantaire in a while.

calderyaoi
4 weeks ago
This Is How I Cope With The Wiege Cover

This is how I cope with the Wiege cover

calderyaoi
4 weeks ago

fucking love it when grantaire realises he loves enjolras the idea and not enjolras the man but then falls in love with the real enjolras all over again

calderyaoi
4 weeks ago

i know enjolras who is cruel to grantaire without meaning to is a thing but i also always think about the opposite

grantaire who is cruel to enjolras without realising it because enjolras is perfect, enjolras is a god, he's not going to care about what grantaire thinks so does it really matter what he says? grantaire who sees enjolras as untouchable and treats him as such when that's far, far from the truth

love it when they both just deeply, deeply misunderstand each other and hurt each other as a result, and only after a long struggle do they finally start to figure it out

calderyaoi
1 month ago
calderyaoi - ⌗┆harvey / slick
calderyaoi
1 month ago

Congratulations to Enjolras/Grantaire for still being in the all time top 100 ships on AO3.

calderyaoi
1 month ago

Not to be all "but what about (male character)'s trauma!!!" but it's pretty fucking disgusting how everybody is (rightfully) repulsed by Beverly's sewer scene and complains about how stephen king made this poor little girl fuck her friends, but everyone treats Henry's junkyard scene like it's just a big joke.

If the sewer scene is disgusting because Bev's just a little girl, then the junkyard scene is disgusting because Henry's just a little boy. It shouldn't matter if he's homophobic. He's just a little boy. It shouldn't matter if he' terrible. He's just a little boy. It shouldn't matter if Henry is in the closet. He's just a little boy.

Henry possibly being in the closet has as much baring on the dubious consent of the junkyard scene as Eddie being in the closet has on the dubious consent of the sewer scene. The fact Patrick jerked him off with out even telling him what it was is horrific and disgusting. I've been known to make a few junkyard jokes (and sewer jokes) and while i think those jokes are fine to make, i see so many people be repulsed by the sewer scene but i NEVER see anyone treat Henry's assault as an assault.

No relationship with Patrick Hockstetter could be healthy because he doesn't even see people as people, and Henry is definetly a victim of him even though he himself is an abuser. It's fine to make jokes about it and ship them, but as a henpat shipper, the fact i've seen people unironically use it to justify henpat as cannon or flat out glamorize it is disgusting. Patrick didn't ask if he wanted a hand job, he told him he wanted to show him something that felt nice and nothing else. Henry didn't consent to having a secret homesexual situationship, he was a little boy who THOUGHT he was in the presence of a friend and got roped into something sexual.

Obviously Bev's sexual abuse should be highlighted more sense King has problems sexualizing women all the time, and her's is more overt and part of her whole character arc, but my argument isn't "Poor Henry everyone focus on him instead". My argument is "If sexualizing one child is gross, the other is equally gross, and Henry deserves to be seen as a victim of CSA as much as any other character".

calderyaoi
1 month ago
Bowstetter Garbage

Bowstetter garbage

calderyaoi
1 month ago

i’m gonna hold your cock when i say this eric harris would NOT like animal abusers

calderyaoi
2 months ago
Bowstetter Garbage

Bowstetter garbage

calderyaoi
2 months ago
Me And Who

me and who

calderyaoi
2 months ago
Bowstetter Garbage

Bowstetter garbage

calderyaoi
2 months ago

is the ship abusive and toxic? yes. is it sexy? YES

calderyaoi
2 months ago

[as kids] Geb, to Set: Apologize to Osiris. Now. Set: Sorry I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

calderyaoi
3 months ago

Two Face is such a tragic character cause he was the handsome and charming DA that was going to pull Gotham out of hell along side Gordon and Batman and then Maroni splashed that acid and it was all over. He’s tried so many times to get back to his life, to get back to Gordon, and Batman, and Bruce but something always goes wrong and he ends back up as two face. And I just think it’s so sad. He is literally doomed to fail by the narrative. His loved ones are doomed to watch him fail over and over again, he truly is one of Batman’s most tragic villains.

calderyaoi
3 months ago
The Justice League Watching As Batman Cups Two-faces (one Of Batman’s Most Dangerous Enemies) Chin

the justice league watching as batman cups two-faces (one of Batman’s most dangerous enemies) chin and whispers how sorry he is that he couldn’t save him, how he considers him to be one of his greatest failures, and that he should’ve found a way to fix everything (prime enemy behavior)

calderyaoi
3 months ago

I dont think he wants help Bruce…

I Dont Think He Wants Help Bruce…
calderyaoi
3 months ago

“dude, did you see the news? they said that kid flash...” he stretches up on his tiptoes, whisperin in his ear “is a Big Nerd.” then presses a kiss to his Big Nerd face!!!

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@asterbatics ghofhsdofijsdoif why are they like this!!!!

calderyaoi
3 months ago
Are U Feeling It Now, Mr Krabs
Are U Feeling It Now, Mr Krabs
Are U Feeling It Now, Mr Krabs
Are U Feeling It Now, Mr Krabs

are u feeling it now, mr krabs

calderyaoi
3 months ago

Speedy: I would walk through fire for you, Aqualad.

Speedy: Well, maybe not fire, but like, a really humid room.

Speedy: But not too humid, because my hair.

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